The Cat Clinic of Cobb

2440 Sandy Plains Road
Marietta, GA 30066


Cat Jokes

What happened when the cat went to the flea circus?
     He stole the whole show


What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?
     The Purrrrpertrator


Where does the cat go when it loses its tail?
     The retail store


How did the cat feel after the dog chased it through the screen door?


What did the hundred pound mouse say when it walked down the alley?
     Here, kitty, kitty . . .


What do cats eat for breakfast?
     Mice Krispies


Why did the cat put oil on the mouse?
     Because it squeeked


When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
     When you're a mouse