What happened when the cat went to the flea circus?
He stole the whole show
What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?
Where does the cat go when it loses its tail?
The retail store
How did the cat feel after the dog chased it through the screen door?
What did the hundred pound mouse say when it walked down the alley?
Here, kitty, kitty . . .
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the cat put oil on the mouse?
Because it squeeked
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse